War, famine, poverty, disease, terrorism, genocide, crime, pollution, urban sprawl, bad schools, alcoholism, television, xenophobic right wing, flakey left wing, guns, space shuttle, national debt, death, obesity, religion, domestic abuse, smoking, violence, travel warnings, taxes, shark attacks, gentrification, fast food, pop culture, stock market, drugs, junk mail, nightclub fires, pompous jerks, bills, final exams, credit cards, local news, guy yelling at his girlfriend on the phone in the hallway, Brewers losing again...

Yeah, sometimes you just have to say "screw it" and play some Mini-Putt.