Bin Laden stars in Rumsfeld pillow talk

According to the BBC, Defense Secretary Donald Rumsfeld is regularly teased by his wife about his not having found Osama bin Laden to date. Maybe she can help us find the real culprit behind the 9/11 attacks. It doesn't help that the president has said he doesn't much care about finding bin Laden. After all, keeping the focus on the Taliban and the war in Afghanistan would've distracted from the war he really wanted in Iraq.

“I don't know where he is. You know, I just don't spend that much time on him… I truly am not that concerned about him.” -Bush speaking about bin Laden on March 13, 2002.