Will Spongebob make you gay?: Two conservative Christian groups are attacking the cartoon character for allegedly being part of a "pro-homosexual video"

James Dobson, of Focus on the Family, addressed members of Congress at a black-tie dinner this week and warned them of the pro-homosexual agenda coming from Mr. Squarepants.

Hide your children, Americans. Spongebob and the gays are coming for them... apparently.