Especially for Zork fans

For those who have played text-based computer games like Zork (yes I once owned a Commodore 64 too), and even for those who haven't, be sure to read the amusing Iraqi Invasion: A Text Misadventure from Defective Yeti.

A sample:

Oval Office
You are standing inside a White House, having just been elected to the presidency of the United States. You knew Scalia would pull through for you.

There is a large desk here, along with a few chairs and couches. The presidential seal is in the middle of the room and there is a full-length mirror upon the wall.

What do you want to do now?

> INVADE IRAQ
You are not able to do that, yet.

> LOOK MIRROR
Self-reflection is not your strong suit.

> PET SEAL
It's not that kind of seal.

Thanks to MeFi.