While John Edwards and Al Sharpton were bringing down the house last night in Boston, important news stories broke that you missed out on.  Never fear, Brewtown Politico is here for you.

This item comes from that progressive bastion of freedom, Alabama.  In a 2-1 decision, a three-judge panel of the 11th U.S. Circuit Court of Appeals has upheld a ban on the sale of sex toys.

Via Wonkette.