Man knocks himself out stealing campaign signs

"A Republican in Colorado fell flat on his face trying to steal campaign signs touting John Kerry and other local Democratic candidates.

According to Wheat Ridge Police spokesperson Officer Lisa Stigall, Randal Wagner was already wanted for questioning about a rash of campaign-sign thefts when he was discovered lying unconscious across a stolen sign Oct. 13."

I found this one especially funny since I have friends and family who've had their lawn signs and bumper stickers stolen this year.