Defining traditional marriage

The Family Research Institute of Wisconsin is circulating a petition urging the preservation of traditional marriage.

Many will quibble with the definition of "traditional" and others will question the need for government to get more involved in the lives of its citizens with a constitutional amendment banning same sex marriage.

Here at BP, we'd at least like to help get everyone on the same page with the definition part. Therefore, I submit the top 15 Biblical ways to acquire a wife to the record.